Hi Yall?
Come on in and set awhile, we ain't doin' nuthin' sept shelling peas
and talkin. Grab a handful of blackeyes and start shellin', but don't
drop none of the shells on the flo', I jus swept!
That crotchaty ol woman in the rocker is Aunt Evelyn, she ain't near
as mean as she looks. She's kinda purdy, don't ya think?
That's Cussin Tiny over there, she and Bob live in Floridee and she is a nurse
or sumthing like that, Bob ain't quite rite. You know, he retired and then
went back to werk.
I think he wuz tied to a post a lot while he wuz a youngun.
That thar littl' mommer sattin thar is Bob and Tiny's daughter, Kim.
She jus got herself a brand new baby gull, Amanda Lee Stitzer,
yo sho better be real careful how ya says they last name!
They utter daughter is married to a sailor and dey lives summers else
That's Evelyn's brother Sonny an' his wif' SueLane settin' on the couch,
dey live in Mungumry, and are both retired. Dey got two youngn's, Scott
and Stephen, but dey is summers else today.
Da un over thar is my sister Lynn she lives in the cuntry summers
up in north Alabama. She got too many grandkids
to name 'em all.........so she calls them by numbers.
Dem two funny lookin' boys over thar is me and Evelyn's youngun's,
Robert, we call him Rat, is a preacher and his wife Pam is a speech
and hearin' theropist. We don't 'zakly know what da is, but she talks
a lot and hears reel good. Their younguns, Junior an Noah, is out back
playin' in the chickin yard. They'r problee barfooted, so we'll have
to clean out 'tween their toes again. Ya know, boys sho' do know
how to git dirty.
Our youngest, Ken, we call him Duphus, is the dumb lookin one settin'
in the corner pickin' his nose.
Douphus says dat he werks on sattilites and computers and sech,
but I think he jus werks at a car wash.
His kids, Jessie and Bubba are out front pickin the
ticks off'en the dawg, I hope they ain't eatin' 'em again, last time
it made 'em sicker 'n da dawg wuz after he drank Evelyn's dirty dish water.
Nate, Matt, and Sara, live in Denver,
but dey is out back rite now playin in da ditch
Well, ya wanta walk outback wit me?
I gotta feed da chickins an' draw sum water fer da youngun's bath.
Shoot, I mite as well drap by the shed and take a little nip.
You know, fer medicinal purposes only (smile).
Don't let da doe slam, it upsets Evelyn sumthin terrible
